i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
They’re just girls breaking hearts
Eyes bright, uptight, just girls
Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis
I literally think about this everyday
i have no patience for anyone who brands themself a feminist and does not respect a woman’s personal choices in terms of clothing, gender expression, etc.
if you find things like shaving to be tiresome, by all means, don’t shave, but if you start acting like any woman who picks up a razor blade is so brainwashed by the patriarchy she’s incapable of making her own grooming decisions, you can take your condescending bullshit elsewhere.
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
ITS FUCKING TIP 394